Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

  • Published: 26 November 2014
  • Many of you have been begging us to go back to the Pirates series for a LONG time. Today you get your wish. Dead Man's Chest is almost as terrible as the first Pirates movie is fun. Plenty of sins to be found, as you will see.

    That's it for this week, folks. We're gluttonous Americans, and that means this is a turkey-feasting holiday week. 2 sins vids next week as normal. Happy Thanksgiving.

    Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins do YOU want to see recounted?

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  • Krillin The Villain
    Krillin The Villain  2 days back

    I don't understand why Elizabeth changed her mind at the end to save Sparrow. He condemned the crew with the kraken attack and she left him on purpose

    • Stephen Janeda
      Stephen Janeda  3 days back

      The last part where Barbossa shows up was not in the script.

      • Voltaic Fire
        Voltaic Fire  3 days back

        I can't watch anything to do with these movies without thinking of that Michael Bolton track lol.

        • Miyako Hoshino
          Miyako Hoshino  7 days back

          eeh bad episode imo

          • Mikey Buchholz
            Mikey Buchholz  1 weeks back

            Every time Jeremy calls the ship "The Coincidence" I laugh.

            • Sergio Valenciano
              Sergio Valenciano  2 weeks back

              Pirates is 10 times better than SW TFA, and somehow you have it on CinemaWins

              • Captain Jack Pugh
                Captain Jack Pugh  2 weeks back

                8:36 the other ship was a sloop which was much smaller than the one will was on.

                • Cowboy Dan
                  Cowboy Dan  3 weeks back

                  Why does cinemasins highlight good things in absolutely ass movies and never highlights anything good in exceptional movies?

                  • queenmedesa
                    queenmedesa  3 weeks back

                    Youŕe the asshole,not my beloved Barbossa..this is 18th century,for a start

                    • ggrasmuz44
                      ggrasmuz44  4 weeks back

                      WTH is wrong with the charecters volume

                      • Forseliz
                        Forseliz  1 months back

                        I think you outline very major plotholes in everything, but the weighting of each sin is just illogical: Sometimes it is stupid, but sometimes it is plot-breaking things, but they both get one point?

                        • Furkan Görgülü
                          Furkan Görgülü  1 months back

                          You called "sin" to things you dont understand in this movie.

                          • Emma Farley
                            Emma Farley  1 months back

                            Sometimes it’s hard to tell is Jack Sparrow is brilliantly mad or madly brilliant

                            • cueen mama
                              cueen mama  1 months back

                              0:21 been saying this for years!

                              • Box Katt
                                Box Katt  1 months back

                                9:36 I swear I heard Villager #27

                                • Moon Child
                                  Moon Child  1 months back

                                  “17th century reservoir dogs” I’m pretty sure this is set in the 18th century...

                                  • Hey It's Lily
                                    Hey It's Lily  2 months back

                                    Norrington knew that Jack had hidden the heart in the jar because of the dirt on the bench.

                                    • Imperialist Mapping
                                      Imperialist Mapping  2 months back

                                      I feel like a lot of your criticism in this and the first movie can be explained if you watch the 3rd movie like Davy Jones’s origin is explained in the next movie but your giving it a sin

                                      • Conor Maynard
                                        Conor Maynard  2 months back

                                        Barbossa waited for these people to arrive at her house so they could show him eating the apple cause he couldn't have done that before right?

                                        • Gaspar Agoston
                                          Gaspar Agoston  2 months back

                                          he fking looks at the spilled dirt on the deck of the boat, thats how he figures out that the heart must be inside the jar of dirt, cmon thats not sinworthy

                                          • Dave Robson
                                            Dave Robson  2 months back

                                            Cinemansins" These tentacles grab anyone that's not a main character"

                                            • Dave Robson
                                              Dave Robson  2 months back

                                              @Elena Tzallas
                                              Well, if your going to change what he stated then I guess my criticism of what he actually stated don;t count much.

                                            • Elena Tzallas
                                              Elena Tzallas  2 months back

                                              Dave Robson I thought the same. But maybe he meant „grab them, toss them into the water and kill them“ and not what Elisabeth got, the „grab her, drag her almost gently over the floor to give side character enough time to safe her“

                                          • Carson Christ
                                            Carson Christ  2 months back

                                            Okaaaay at 0:30 I think he meant to do that. I’m sure he new who he needed to arrest and he did that as a slap in the face moment

                                            • Ultra_axe781
                                              Ultra_axe781  2 months back

                                              13:03 Hector said in the first movie that the first thing he would do after lifting the curse, was to eat a whole cart of apples.

                                              • Kardz22
                                                Kardz22  2 months back

                                                Johnny depp is the only jack sparrow

                                                • Eggy Patrick
                                                  Eggy Patrick  2 months back

                                                  5:36 he was probably staying behind on the boat

                                                  • Ryan Kasik
                                                    Ryan Kasik  2 months back

                                                    I see nothing wrong...f this channel !

                                                    • EditorOfSL
                                                      EditorOfSL  2 months back

                                                      Why does Elizabeth still have her wedding dress on after being arrested? Right, I forgot the great thing about Georgian prison systems is that the shopping facilities are wonderful! Why didn’t Elizabeth just take advantage of them? Oh, wait...because they don’t exist!

                                                      Also “the little person” has a name, which anyone who’s watched At World’s End should know - it’s Marty.

                                                      • PureArchon3578
                                                        PureArchon3578  3 months back

                                                        I see a horse on a boat as an absolute win!

                                                        • Christopher
                                                          Christopher  3 months back

                                                          I love how he keeps calling the ship The Concidence.

                                                          • Vladi Minderlen
                                                            Vladi Minderlen  3 months back

                                                            Wait i never thought about it , theyre gonna fucking eat the dog !?

                                                            • Dalek Metaphorical accuracy not needed

                                                              The line

                                                              “Release his terrible beasty” reminded me of the line from the first movie
                                                              “This shot was not meant for you”

                                                              • Amanda Capstick
                                                                Amanda Capstick  3 months back

                                                                LMFAOOO PHANTOM OF THE DUTCHMAN

                                                                • ConnorMentos
                                                                  ConnorMentos  3 months back

                                                                  Idc this movie is still awesome

                                                                  • Dave Robson
                                                                    Dave Robson  3 months back

                                                                    "These two pirates decide to go with the " running out in the open with stolen goods" technique".
                                                                    What else could they have done? They were on a beach with no cover in any direction for 100 yards or so.

                                                                    • Austin Morrison
                                                                      Austin Morrison  3 months back

                                                                      This movie is so underrated

                                                                      • Hilario Mendoza
                                                                        Hilario Mendoza  3 months back

                                                                        4:07 that wasn't a dude it was an ugly woman

                                                                        • Student, Karl Klimcsch
                                                                          Student, Karl Klimcsch  3 months back

                                                                          nice opinionated video i thought i'd get constructive criticism but this will do.

                                                                          • Reed R
                                                                            Reed R  3 months back

                                                                            4:24 - 4:29!

                                                                            I was hoping for a sin for the smashing bottle on head trope--that's extremely difficult to do without really winding up.

                                                                            Glad to see you sinned the Kraken taking forever to destroy the second boat. I always hated that discrepancy.

                                                                            • Richard Siddaway
                                                                              Richard Siddaway  3 months back

                                                                              "(Captain) Jack Sparrow is a Dick to birds..." Well, that's a coincidence, so is Johnny Depp, according to Amber Heard!

                                                                              • UmiLee
                                                                                UmiLee  3 months back

                                                                                I don’t care what anyone says, the first three movies of this series are my favorite movies of all time!!! Maybe I’m just easy to please. If that is the case then I’m happy hah!

                                                                                • TheRoflCrab
                                                                                  TheRoflCrab  3 months back

                                                                                  must have 2iq to think most of these are sins.

                                                                                  • TouchTM
                                                                                    TouchTM  4 months back

                                                                                    No sin removal for the heroic death of Jack Sparrow?!

                                                                                    • YouveBeenGreeked
                                                                                      YouveBeenGreeked  4 months back

                                                                                      Cinemasins didn’t remove 6,000 sins for Davy Jones CGI... 😑

                                                                                      • Negan
                                                                                        Negan  4 months back

                                                                                        Kraken: Destroys ship in 2 seconds
                                                                                        Also Kraken: Conveniently dies because 95% of the main cast is on the Black Pearl

                                                                                        • F U B A R methink
                                                                                          F U B A R methink  4 months back

                                                                                          he handed her dad the wrong paper work on badness at the start, his evil wee way of telling him she's under arrest as well.

                                                                                          • Blake Etter
                                                                                            Blake Etter  4 months back

                                                                                            52 she’s a vengeful sea goddess trapped in a human form by these pirates. Sure we dont know that but they do so yeah fear makes sense. 69 (ha) perks of being captain. 82 it was starving the first time after not eating for presumably a decade. 117 no they have ladders on the side, you need help to load the boat.

                                                                                            • Icky
                                                                                              Icky  4 months back

                                                                                              that pride and prejudice bit at the end was too perfect lol

                                                                                              • Icky
                                                                                                Icky  4 months back

                                                                                                sins kraken not grabbing main characters.
                                                                                                kraken grabs main character.

                                                                                                i get it, this is a hard movie to sin.